“can you read the next paragraph to the class?”

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casually brings up killing myself in everyday small talk

(Source: dirtylittledamsel)

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no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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Let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

(Source: rlymax)

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i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

(Source: antoniocesaros)

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white people love to dress up on halloween and look more pale and demonic than they already do 

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you can’t buy a boyfriend but you can buy a cage

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  • when you start liking someone: ah fuck
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