pantere:

“can you read the next paragraph to the class?”

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booivysaur:

casually brings up killing myself in everyday small talk

(Source: dirtylittledamsel)

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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commanderinqueef:

Let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

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theysaysheplaysguitarandcries:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor


I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 


I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer


I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather


I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

(Source: antoniocesaros)

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niggaimdeadass:

white people love to dress up on halloween and look more pale and demonic than they already do 

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clavid:

you can’t buy a boyfriend but you can buy a cage

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  • when you start liking someone: ah fuck
  • 557,303 notes